17 reasons to let it all hang out this summer.


1.  because i love the roll in my stomach when i reach for my next corona

2. because the top is the best part of the muffin

3. because your boobs catch your crumbs

4. because those margaritas aren’t going to drink themselves

5. because thigh gap? no thigh gap? who gives a shit?

6.  because why the f*ck not?

7. because i didn’t shave my legs for nothing

8. because boobs are for sharing

9. because i found my soul mates and their names are chips and dip

10. because my cellulite wants to mingle

11. because i love my lady lumps

12. because i’m only getting more awesome

13. because i checked my inhibitions at the cabana

14. because depriving anyone of this would be inhumane

15. because throwing on a bathing suit takes so much less time than a business suit

16. because i'm too hot to be kept under wraps

17. because sidewalks are made for swim photoshoots.